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Book Title: Beyond the Gates of Toyland|
The author of the book: Edward Lorn
Date of issue: December 15th 2016
ISBN: No data
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Format files: PDF
The size of the: 4.20 MB
Edition: Lornographic Material
Read full description of the books Beyond the Gates of Toyland:Let's do some back story on this Christmas story. Ed Lorn loves to give stuff to his readers, it's how I believe I first became friendly on The Internets with him. I picked up one of his freebies and was hooked. Then to my surprise he turned out to be such a decent guy that I didn't delete him. I know..I'm shocked also. In his quest to give to his readers something a couple years ago the Christmas spirit tickled him and he came out with The Naughty List. Everyone that was lucky enough to pick it up was hungry for more. Last year he came out with the second installment Deck the Halls: A Christmas Horror. This year he offers up the final installment in his different kind of take on the Christmas giving. You better snatch it up when he offers it, like the Jolly Elf himself...these suckers don't stay around long.
Enough rambling. This story starts off where we last left Santa, his wife Mary has been kidnapped and he has teamed up with Krampus to break some necks and get the Mrs. back.
Asses are getting kicked.
Did you not know? This ain't your kiddie Christmas story.
Santa has to battle with some nutcrackers of the worst kind.
You guys thought I was gonna put in my dirty mind stuff didn't you? (He did one time go there but corn-porn scared me and Kelly so bad that we don't mention it.)
In this little book we get to meet Geppetto! (with his pipe)
Pure win is what this is! Watch for this last wrap-up to become available this Christmas.
Booksource: Ed sent me this book early. It's going to be free for everyone so cool your panties. I think he figured as slow as I've been reading if he gave it to me before Halloween that I might finish it around Christmas. I showed him!
Read information about the authorEdward Lorn (E. to his friends) is a reader, writer, and content creator. He's been writing for fun since the age of six, and writing professionally since 2011. He can be found haunting the halls of Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, and Goodreads.
E. lives in Alabama with his wife and two children. He is currently working on his next novel.
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