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Ebook Un día en Horrorlandia (Escalofríos, #16) by R.L. Stine read! Book Title: Un día en Horrorlandia (Escalofríos, #16)
The author of the book: R.L. Stine
Date of issue: May 28th 1998
ISBN: 0590538160
ISBN 13: 9780590538169
Language: English
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 773 KB
Edition: Apple (Scholastic)

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On re-reading the Goosebumps series, I am surprised by how INSANE these books are. I have no idea what kind of ... substances... Stine was enjoying when coming up with this series, but the books are just so WEIRD. This is #16, and let me tell you, they are not getting any saner.

Lizzy, 12, her 10-year-old brother Luke, and his best friend Clay are driving with Lizzy's parents to Zoo Gardens. But the family gets horribly lost and stumbles onto a remote amusement park called HORRORLAND.

As soon as they get out of their car to buy tickets, their car explodes.

Yes, you heard me correctly. THE CAR EXPLODES. And they decide to go into the amusement park and spend the day there anyway. Stellar parenting, Mr. and Mrs. Morris. Great job. Dad is told there are no phones in the park, but "We'll take care of it." This is said by the ticket-taker, a person dressed up like a giant monster. And the dad just ACCEPTS THIS. *blink blink

So. The parents and the kids split up to explore the park. The kids go onto a scary Doom Slide, they go into a House of Mirrors that tries to crush them into human cubes, they pass by an alligator pond stocked with real, live alligators.

The park is littered with signs saying NO PINCHING.

The kids are getting more and more scared.

(view spoiler)[ The people who run the park aren't dressed like monsters, they ARE monsters. They are filming the family getting scared for Monster TV. They make the family run an obstacle course full of scary monster animals. Everyone survives although the dad gets a deep cut. Then they plan to drown the family in a purple pond of goo. But Lizzy figures out that the reason there are so many NO PINCHING signs around is because if you pinch the monsters hard they will deflate and die. So they pinch a lot of monsters and escape in a HORRORLAND bus. The twist at the end? A monster is clinging to the back of the bus. And when they ask him what he wants, he gives them free tickets to visit HORRORLAND again. (hide spoiler)]

Like I said, this is some weird &^%$.
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I am enjoying my trip down Memory Lane with Stine's Goosebump series immensely. Immensely. These books are such a hoot.

I really like the opening line to this one:

As we entered the gates to HorrorLand, we had no idea that, in less than an hour, we would all be lying in our coffins.

In a ride, it turns out. A ride that has coffins as "seats." Great opening.

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Ebook Un día en Horrorlandia (Escalofríos, #16) read Online! Robert Lawrence Stine known as R. L. Stine and Jovial Bob Stine, is an American novelist and writer, well known for targeting younger audiences. Stine, who is often called the Stephen King of children's literature, is the author of dozens of popular horror fiction novellas, including the books in the Goosebumps, Rotten School, Mostly Ghostly, The Nightmare Room and Fear Street series.

R. L. Stine began his writing career when he was nine years old, and today he has achieved the position of the bestselling children's author in history. In the early 1990s, Stine was catapulted to fame when he wrote the unprecedented, bestselling Goosebumps® series, which sold more than 250 million copies and became a worldwide multimedia phenomenon. His other major series, Fear Street, has over 80 million copies sold.

Stine has received numerous awards of recognition, including several Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards and Disney Adventures Kids' Choice Awards, and he has been selected by kids as one of their favorite authors in the NEA's Read Across America program. He lives in New York, NY.

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